oh, I LOVE THIS. *laugh* It's so WILSON to cook in the fireplace; and it's so House to want to stab himself with a skewer. (at least he's not pondering stabbing his dad? I suppose?)

also:
“It must be difficult being married to an evil genius,” Wilson said in mock sympathy.

House rolled his eyes and pointed out, “You would know. You never mentioned it sucks.”

AWESOME. <3