Two more list stories for sg1_five_things

I tried to post these the day of the unscreening, but LJ and I seem to be fighting about cuts.  We still are in fact, sorry if I'm messing with your flists while I try to solve the problem.  In other sg1_five_things news, it looks like I'll be taking over co-moding duties by the end of the year.  I'm very excited and nervous about it.  Wish me luck.  I managed to write 200+ words tonight; it's not an amazing feat, but I'm happy to have produced something.  Thanks for the support.  Love you.

Fandom:  SG-1
Pairing: None, totally gen.  Feel free to check me for a fever
Rating: G
Prompt:  Five ways Daniel ends up in prison

( His mouth )

Fandom:  SG-1
Pairing: None, totally gen.  Feel free to check me for a fever
Rating: G
Prompt:  Five reasons Ascended Daniel didn't appear to Sam

( He wasn't allowed, at least at first )

The complete list of my Stargate fiction, including my five times lists, can be found here