*tries to catch breath* Adam..Rocky..condoms..*giggles some more*

Loved it! Absolutely loved it! especially "Adam rolled his eyes involuntarily before remembering that he was trying to pretend he didn’t know the crazy man in the condom aisle" Lol, those guys are just...words fail me!

As ever you've concocted a fantastically amusing piece and made my day (and it's not even breakfast time,lol)