Daniel's Assets

[lilyleia78]

In response to my last post, stagnation13 made the outrageous claim that Jack (or Rick) has better legs. So off I went on a quest to prove that different does not equal superior. But I got - ahem - distracted by another body part just north of those legs.

First the legs I found before getting sidetracked.


Then began my other preoccupation.


Legs? What legs?

ETA - that last one comes via erin_anderson. Thanks for the pretty!

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Comments

[sid]

I... think you may have proved your point... whatever it was....

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

*bursts into tears*

It wasn't outrageous! And I said even though RDA's got the knobbiest knees on the planet...I never said he was perfect!

*sobs and hides under desk until the finger-pointing is over*

[mornincamper.livejournal.com]

holy hot thing, batman. enough already.

but, (heh) legs aside, our intreped colonel is no slouch re: the gluteous maximus. There will be picproof, oh, yes, there will.

and lol to Sid, yeah, little hard to keep the thread at the moment....

[mornincamper.livejournal.com]

Frankly, I think you may have done Deeds in with this.
Hope she doesn't get any ideas while in VC *g*

[lilyleia78]

::crawls under desk:: Sweetheart, all is forgiven, I've spent the whole day looking at pics of MS's ass.

::looks around:: It's cozy under here.

♥ ♥ ♥

[lilyleia78]

Ah yes, tireless research wins the day every time.

[lilyleia78]

Oh no, pictures of RDA's backside as punishment, whatever will I do? ::VBG::

[mornincamper.livejournal.com]

oh, please. wipe yur tears on the ubiquitous black t-shirt, and run fingers through perfect silver hair for comfort. better now? good.

[lilyleia78]

I'm not on her flist, feel free to point her this way so she can get avoid getting any ideas.

[mornincamper.livejournal.com]

oh, so totally will do!
::waves:: real time! what a treat.

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, isn't it?

*snuggles up to you*

[lilyleia78]

I know! We gotta get stag back though.

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

*runs fingers through perfect silver hair*

Mmmm, you may be onto something.

A! Quit eating the cracker crumbs off the floor!

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

Want PROOF, missy!

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

Now THAT kind of punishment I can take. Bring it, T!

[lilyleia78]

::looks ups guiltily::

[lilyleia78]

C cuddles!

[mornincamper.livejournal.com]

meant to hand u the dustbuster while u were still under the table *g*

omg...a trifecta!

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

Wait, are we ALL under here?

STILL?

Sweet!

OK girls, check yr flists, I posted the pic of the complete package for you.

But stay here under the desk with me! Its fun down here with you all!

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

I'mn here!

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

1. Daniel has Visible Panty Line. Tacky. However, I'll give him bonus points for wearing briefs. (Woo-hoo!)

2. MS is quite a bit younger than RDA; we should really be comparing buns apples to apples, as it were. If RDA dresses up to show off his assets... What was I saying?

3. MS, I will admit, has the better ass. This is why Daniel's a bottom. :D

4. THANK YOU! Nice work. Great day!

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong, ladies, I can totally see why Jack so loves his Daniel...and I can see why he's so uber protective.

Yes, MS is quite a bit younger than RDA...MS is pushing 40 (he's the same age as me) and RDA is pushing 60, but for someone whos pushing 60 he's still teh hawt.

Yay for starting_gate, so glad your here!

[lilyleia78]

2. Oh, good point. We need to compare Daniel to MacGyver!

4. You're very welcome. If only it wasn't distracting me from that darn jacksamfriends fic. Oh well, the things we do for fandom.

::edited to spell MacGyver correctly::

[lilyleia78]

And there is of course much more to attractiveness than looks. I much prefer Rodney to John and even I can't make a case for DH being cuter than JF, pretty icon aside.

[stagnation13.livejournal.com]

All right, you. *smooches*

I give in.

MS has nice assets. NICE. That's as far as I will go.

And you are oh so right, there is much more to attractiveness than looks. SO MUCH MORE. How many times have we come across the hottest person around...yet they turn out to be the biggest assholes?