Can I pick who does the spanking?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August I punched m14mouse in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rivulet027 (-5000 points). Last Thursday I turned cmar_wingnut in for farting in church (3 points). Last Friday I broke bluflamingo's X-Box (-12 points). In January serpentine85 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5008 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, lilyleia78

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