fic rec Monday
Apr. 6th, 2026 07:22 amOkay, I read this one and then spent A WHILE trying (unsuccessfully) to find it again before stumbling over it accidentally, hooray!
The NHL Edict, by nineteenohtwo
ESPN ✅ @ ESPN
#OttawaCentaurs players Zane Boodram and Nick Chouinard kiss on ice in protest of NHL PDA-ban: “My wife said it was okay”
The NHL Edict, by nineteenohtwo
ESPN ✅ @ ESPN
#OttawaCentaurs players Zane Boodram and Nick Chouinard kiss on ice in protest of NHL PDA-ban: “My wife said it was okay”
"nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold" (robert frost)
Apr. 5th, 2026 06:54 pmMe, deciding whether to bring back the phrase "yin sword" in a new story* with limited understanding of how references to "yin metal" were made in The Untamed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*(It's the last sentence of Walk the Night Roads. Basically my version of a twitter fic, where you tell what happens in the story instead of telling the story itself. Of course I don't know what happens in the story, so that makes it more entertaining. To me.)
Me, idly trying to retrace my research into mercury as the yin-est of metals and something that wealthy people actually used in Ancient China to absorb and stabilize "resentful energy" in tombs: ...
Me, instead discovering that the phrase "yin metal" is a thing in English because the "gold" in TCM's five elements probably meant "refined metal" in Ancient China: huh
(The five great sects are the five elements, right, and I absolutely cannot** remember that Jin Sect is earth and Nie sect is metal, because in Chinese "gold" is pronounced "jin." METAL, Star. Metal blades. Maybe that will help.)
**...What! I did not know "can not" is preferentially spelled "cannot" until TODAY. Editors have been correcting me for years; "it's cannot, Star" and I'm like "it's not, but okay" and every time I forget they fix it for me, which is very kind. But I genuinely thought they just liked "cannot" more than "can not" and now I find out that everyone does? Is this the result of reading too many Star Trek novels as a child where Spock's style of contraction-less speech is so emphasized? Why is "cannot" correct and "donot" isn't?
...Clearly I need to continue watching this show. Because of the yin iron, not the contractions. And apparently not because of my own story, where I do what I want.
♥ ( Episode 3 )
*(It's the last sentence of Walk the Night Roads. Basically my version of a twitter fic, where you tell what happens in the story instead of telling the story itself. Of course I don't know what happens in the story, so that makes it more entertaining. To me.)
Me, idly trying to retrace my research into mercury as the yin-est of metals and something that wealthy people actually used in Ancient China to absorb and stabilize "resentful energy" in tombs: ...
Me, instead discovering that the phrase "yin metal" is a thing in English because the "gold" in TCM's five elements probably meant "refined metal" in Ancient China: huh
(The five great sects are the five elements, right, and I absolutely cannot** remember that Jin Sect is earth and Nie sect is metal, because in Chinese "gold" is pronounced "jin." METAL, Star. Metal blades. Maybe that will help.)
**...What! I did not know "can not" is preferentially spelled "cannot" until TODAY. Editors have been correcting me for years; "it's cannot, Star" and I'm like "it's not, but okay" and every time I forget they fix it for me, which is very kind. But I genuinely thought they just liked "cannot" more than "can not" and now I find out that everyone does? Is this the result of reading too many Star Trek novels as a child where Spock's style of contraction-less speech is so emphasized? Why is "cannot" correct and "donot" isn't?
...Clearly I need to continue watching this show. Because of the yin iron, not the contractions. And apparently not because of my own story, where I do what I want.
♥ ( Episode 3 )
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happy Easter!
Apr. 5th, 2026 08:28 amBehold, a holiday! Looks like this one is a good day to ::checks notes:: eat chocolate. I have already eaten chocolate today, so I'm pretty sure that means I'm WINNING this holiday!
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Apr. 4th, 2026 05:57 pm[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #1005 ]
The first secret from this batch will be posted on April 11th.
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I love these dogs
Apr. 4th, 2026 04:03 pmPictures!
♥ Whinnie, Queen
Reported Breed ID: Cairn Terrier
What I told people she was: Cairn Terrier
How I licensed her: Cairn Terrier
( Queen Whinnie )
♥ Mimi, Angel
Reported Breed ID: Cairn Terrier
DNA Breed ID: Chow Chow/Shetland Sheepdog/Shih Tzu
What I told people she was: Cairn/Pomeranian/Chihuahua
How I licensed her: Terrier Mix
( Angel Mimi )
♥ Daphne, Princess
Reported Breed ID: Cairn/Chihuahua
DNA Breed ID: TBD
What I tell people she is: Border Terrier
What other people tell me she is: Brussels Griffon
How I license her: Terrier Mix
( Princess Daphne )
♥ Whinnie, Queen
Reported Breed ID: Cairn Terrier
What I told people she was: Cairn Terrier
How I licensed her: Cairn Terrier
( Queen Whinnie )
♥ Mimi, Angel
Reported Breed ID: Cairn Terrier
DNA Breed ID: Chow Chow/Shetland Sheepdog/Shih Tzu
What I told people she was: Cairn/Pomeranian/Chihuahua
How I licensed her: Terrier Mix
( Angel Mimi )
♥ Daphne, Princess
Reported Breed ID: Cairn/Chihuahua
DNA Breed ID: TBD
What I tell people she is: Border Terrier
What other people tell me she is: Brussels Griffon
How I license her: Terrier Mix
( Princess Daphne )
I should find pictures of Whinnie and Mimi to illustrate
Apr. 4th, 2026 02:29 pmI was wrong about the Embark Breed & Health DNA test. There is a place on their website that addresses the question, "Why did my sample fail?" which says the two most likely reasons are 1) insufficient DNA on the swab (this might be us, we'll know in a few weeks) and 2) contamination, usually with DNA from another pet via shared food or drink. Embark says if either of these is the case they'll know right away and they can send a free replacement kit by request. So that's nice.
In researching this I learned more about how the test works, and according to reddit (source of all wisdom), Embark acknowledges that breeds are not a science, but rather (like human race or the definition of a continent*) something that a bunch of people agree is true without consistently delineable and replicable evidence. Therefore, Embark asks the people in charge of gatekeeping breeds to provide DNA from animals those people agree are representative, and Embark uses that as their standard.
So now I'm much more interested in what Embark thinks about Daphne's DNA, because apparently it's really based on something. (Does the something matter? Only as much as you want it to. I appreciate it when people trying to convince me of something (in this case by offering their service in exchange for money) acknowledge this and are straightforward about limitations as well as strengths.)
Also, reportedly people with purebred dogs often get a "100%" result on DNA tests, which I was skeptical of prior to my reddit investigation. I don't have a DNA test for Whinnie (supposedly a purebred Cairn despite her size and color), but I have one for Mimi and it looks like this: Chow, Shetland Sheepdog, Shih Tzu, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed. I mean, fair, right? But in her lifetime I met two other dogs who looked very similar to her and heard of a third, unlike Whinnie, who remains entirely unique in my experience. (I get that you can't tell by looking. But I hear phenotype is still a 20-30% indicator, which isn't much but it isn't nothing either.)
...This was going to be like a three-sentence post, so that's typical.
*The continent thing is really funny though; if you're bored you should definitely google "why isn't Greenland a continent?" (Don't ask AI; the synthesized LLM answer is boring. This is a great discussion, though: Why Greenland is an Island and Australia is a Continent, by Emily Upton, which includes a variety of post-scripts with comments including, "The truest part of the article is the implication that the whole concept of continents is borderline incoherent.")
Anyway, as I was about to say, almost half of the winter sowing containers have germinated seeds! Here they are on the porch, getting some air. (Just the containers, the seeds are basically invisible. You might have to take my word that sprouts exist. The lupines are big though, and the gay feathers are red, so it's neat to see some variety even when they're tiny.)
( pictures )
And down the hill by the dogwood garden, we have: dogs! Sometimes you decide to clean out a garden and dogs show up; it's so great. Especially when they entertain your dog and keep her from wandering off.
( pictures )
In researching this I learned more about how the test works, and according to reddit (source of all wisdom), Embark acknowledges that breeds are not a science, but rather (like human race or the definition of a continent*) something that a bunch of people agree is true without consistently delineable and replicable evidence. Therefore, Embark asks the people in charge of gatekeeping breeds to provide DNA from animals those people agree are representative, and Embark uses that as their standard.
So now I'm much more interested in what Embark thinks about Daphne's DNA, because apparently it's really based on something. (Does the something matter? Only as much as you want it to. I appreciate it when people trying to convince me of something (in this case by offering their service in exchange for money) acknowledge this and are straightforward about limitations as well as strengths.)
Also, reportedly people with purebred dogs often get a "100%" result on DNA tests, which I was skeptical of prior to my reddit investigation. I don't have a DNA test for Whinnie (supposedly a purebred Cairn despite her size and color), but I have one for Mimi and it looks like this: Chow, Shetland Sheepdog, Shih Tzu, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed, Mixed Breed. I mean, fair, right? But in her lifetime I met two other dogs who looked very similar to her and heard of a third, unlike Whinnie, who remains entirely unique in my experience. (I get that you can't tell by looking. But I hear phenotype is still a 20-30% indicator, which isn't much but it isn't nothing either.)
...This was going to be like a three-sentence post, so that's typical.
*The continent thing is really funny though; if you're bored you should definitely google "why isn't Greenland a continent?" (Don't ask AI; the synthesized LLM answer is boring. This is a great discussion, though: Why Greenland is an Island and Australia is a Continent, by Emily Upton, which includes a variety of post-scripts with comments including, "The truest part of the article is the implication that the whole concept of continents is borderline incoherent.")
Anyway, as I was about to say, almost half of the winter sowing containers have germinated seeds! Here they are on the porch, getting some air. (Just the containers, the seeds are basically invisible. You might have to take my word that sprouts exist. The lupines are big though, and the gay feathers are red, so it's neat to see some variety even when they're tiny.)
( pictures )
And down the hill by the dogwood garden, we have: dogs! Sometimes you decide to clean out a garden and dogs show up; it's so great. Especially when they entertain your dog and keep her from wandering off.
( pictures )
#ineedgroceries
Apr. 4th, 2026 08:03 amHeck yeah, it's grocery day! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
Okay, maybe groceries aren't quite that exciting. But it's definitely a little exciting. Grocery day is great because every time I take myself to the grocery store, I can get myself a little treat. What will it be this week??? Who knows! (Probably scones. I do love a good scone.)
Okay, maybe groceries aren't quite that exciting. But it's definitely a little exciting. Grocery day is great because every time I take myself to the grocery store, I can get myself a little treat. What will it be this week??? Who knows! (Probably scones. I do love a good scone.)
The dahlias at the front of the shelf hadn't reached the light, but it turns out the ones in the back had. So I put the lights on top of the shelf instead of underneath it, which should work for, idk, the weekend.
(Are these dahlias stashed in a closet because I ran out of room on actual plant shelves? Yes they are. Luckily we used the same kind of shelves. Unluckily, all the things that were on those shelves are now on the floor. Hmm.)
( picture )
Unlike the dahlias, the inch plant is definitely getting too much light.
( pink plant )
Outdoors, more sprouts in the winter seed sowing containers: poppies, Iceland poppies, blue aster, gay feather, and butterfly weed.
( just the poppies )
And the mini daffodils are getting ready to open!
( picture )
Finally, Daphne's DNA kit went in the mail today...
( DNA dog )
And then she helped me disassemble the kicksled for storage. (So we have more room for plants on the patio, Marci says.)
( sled adventure )
(Are these dahlias stashed in a closet because I ran out of room on actual plant shelves? Yes they are. Luckily we used the same kind of shelves. Unluckily, all the things that were on those shelves are now on the floor. Hmm.)
( picture )
Unlike the dahlias, the inch plant is definitely getting too much light.
( pink plant )
Outdoors, more sprouts in the winter seed sowing containers: poppies, Iceland poppies, blue aster, gay feather, and butterfly weed.
( just the poppies )
And the mini daffodils are getting ready to open!
( picture )
Finally, Daphne's DNA kit went in the mail today...
( DNA dog )
And then she helped me disassemble the kicksled for storage. (So we have more room for plants on the patio, Marci says.)
( sled adventure )
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Apr. 3rd, 2026 05:45 pm⌈ Secret Post #7028 ⌋
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fic rec Friday
Apr. 3rd, 2026 07:43 amquick, he needs more hockey!, by SafelyCapricious
Alex Gille: Yeah, I mean it's either that or the All-Star's playing with Rozanov on his wing won him over and Rozanov promised to wing for him forevermore.
Brennan Weiz: [Laughter] I think the two cup curse is more likely than that!
Alex Gille: Yeah, I mean it's either that or the All-Star's playing with Rozanov on his wing won him over and Rozanov promised to wing for him forevermore.
Brennan Weiz: [Laughter] I think the two cup curse is more likely than that!
♥ Dog
DNA test has been administered. This will test the requirement that the swab be in the dog's mouth for at least 30 seconds, as Daphne was not super keen on that idea, and it is unclear how much DNA is actually on the swab as a result. That's okay! I'm sure they receive questionable tests all the time, and there was nothing on their website about what happens if the swab is insufficient. Perhaps a small amount of DNA is acceptable for a small dog?
♥ Plants
Dahlias are not quite touching the light above them and still show no signs of sunburn, so I have not yet intervened. I did turn down the replacement light in the other room, as the inch plant has turned a vibrant purple and the leaves of the multi-colored geranium are now variegated, both of which indicate high light levels. This particular light has five levels of brightness, and of course I started it on the brightest setting. Turning it down is less straightforward, since I bought it because I already have one just like it that the plants love.
The issue is that the brightness can only be adjusted by remote control, and the remote control is not light-specific. This has already meant that the two lights are always both on or both off, so they're on the same schedule, which is fine. But now it has a new effect, which oddly is not "the lights are always at the same brightness level." Instead, apparently I can have both lights very bright, I can have one light at half-brightness and the other at full, or I can have one light at the lowest setting and the other at half. I am not sure why this is. (I have tried aiming the remote at each of the lights, aiming the remote away from each of the lights, etc., though I have not done dedicated proximity research, so it's still possible the effect of the remote can be further isolated.)
For now I have one bright and one half-bright. It's a partly cloudy day on that side of the room.
♥ The Untamed
( Episode 1 )
( Episode 2 )
DNA test has been administered. This will test the requirement that the swab be in the dog's mouth for at least 30 seconds, as Daphne was not super keen on that idea, and it is unclear how much DNA is actually on the swab as a result. That's okay! I'm sure they receive questionable tests all the time, and there was nothing on their website about what happens if the swab is insufficient. Perhaps a small amount of DNA is acceptable for a small dog?
♥ Plants
Dahlias are not quite touching the light above them and still show no signs of sunburn, so I have not yet intervened. I did turn down the replacement light in the other room, as the inch plant has turned a vibrant purple and the leaves of the multi-colored geranium are now variegated, both of which indicate high light levels. This particular light has five levels of brightness, and of course I started it on the brightest setting. Turning it down is less straightforward, since I bought it because I already have one just like it that the plants love.
The issue is that the brightness can only be adjusted by remote control, and the remote control is not light-specific. This has already meant that the two lights are always both on or both off, so they're on the same schedule, which is fine. But now it has a new effect, which oddly is not "the lights are always at the same brightness level." Instead, apparently I can have both lights very bright, I can have one light at half-brightness and the other at full, or I can have one light at the lowest setting and the other at half. I am not sure why this is. (I have tried aiming the remote at each of the lights, aiming the remote away from each of the lights, etc., though I have not done dedicated proximity research, so it's still possible the effect of the remote can be further isolated.)
For now I have one bright and one half-bright. It's a partly cloudy day on that side of the room.
♥ The Untamed
( Episode 1 )
( Episode 2 )
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Apr. 2nd, 2026 04:10 pm⌈ Secret Post #7027 ⌋
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Apr. 2nd, 2026 02:23 pm
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no, but they actually did it again
Apr. 2nd, 2026 07:30 amAfter I posted my 'workplace makes big announcement on April Fool's, confusing everyone' story yesterday, I laughed a little, thinking 'ah yes, that was so long ago. Surely NO WORKPLACE, EVEN MINE would do such a thing these days.'
AND YET
In fact, what should happen yesterday??? Email from the CEO announcing that one of the executive team is leaving, effective immediately, wishing them well, searching for a replacement, all of that.
And I thought:
1. oh, an executive leaving, I guess not too surprising
2. but wait... it's April 1st
3. surely not
4. but maybe???
5. no, it must be real
6. ...right?
STOP MAKING ANNOUNCEMENTS ON APRIL 1ST. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON YOU COULDN'T WAIT A DAY TO ANNOUNCE STUFF.
AND YET
In fact, what should happen yesterday??? Email from the CEO announcing that one of the executive team is leaving, effective immediately, wishing them well, searching for a replacement, all of that.
And I thought:
1. oh, an executive leaving, I guess not too surprising
2. but wait... it's April 1st
3. surely not
4. but maybe???
5. no, it must be real
6. ...right?
STOP MAKING ANNOUNCEMENTS ON APRIL 1ST. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON YOU COULDN'T WAIT A DAY TO ANNOUNCE STUFF.