Misty Water Colored Memories

[lilyleia78]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

 

Comments

[megthelegend.livejournal.com]

I'll never forget the night we tried that funny cheese from the fridge and you thought you were Batman. I remember telling the carpet tiles all about it. The strangest part was the next day when we found criminals tied to a lamp post out front.

[lilyleia78]

I'm not entirely sure the cops believed us about the cheese though.

[chickloveslotr.livejournal.com]

It was the summer of 2003; we were walking back into the locker room from the YMCA pool when we spotted a baby red panda perched on a bench.
“What an adorable Red Panda” you said to me.
Nodding my head in agreement, we both walked toward the panda, when suddenly, a large, grotesque, fanged, indigo, monster appeared from the showers and screamed at us “DO NOT TOUCH THE PANDA IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!”
Frightened, we scurried away, back toward the entrance of the locker room.
“Wait!” I said to you “Lily, we can’t leave that sweet little red panda there to die at the clutches of that evil monster!”
“What can we do? That monster would surely eat us if we try to fight it.”
“You’re right…but we have to try! DO you have ANY ideas???”
“I have one…but…. I don’t know…”
“Oh come on Lily! Tell me! It might work!”
“Alright we can…”
I remember smiling at your outrageous idea, and we set to work.
In 2 minutes time we somehow made a female version of the large, grotesque, fanged, indigo, monster…complete with ruby red lips and outrageous eyelashes…out of cardboard paper, a paper clip, and several specially placed pieces of cloth.
We quietly slipped back into the locker room holding up our creation.
And upon seeing the little red Panda actually IN the hands of the beast made us act quickly.
Speaking in the most monster-like voice you could you said to the monster, “Hello, sweet thing…. why don’t you put down that little panda your holding, and get your hands on 100% woman?”
Drooling and dribbling the monster relinquished his grasp on the small creature and scurried over to embrace our female cardboard creation.
Upon reaching the “girl monster”, we took out our guns and shot the mutha effer in the face.
Thus proving violence solves everything.
We then swooped up the adorable Red Panda, and headed home, leaving the large, grotesque, fanged, indigo, monster in a mass of blood and gore on the locker room floor at the YMCA.

[lilyleia78]

I've always been grateful that we were packing heat at the swimming pool that day.

Ooh! Maybe this'll get the creative juices flowing ^_^

[challon86.livejournal.com]

Oh! D'you remember when we met? I totally remember. I was in the laundry room in the dorm, and you walked in, basket in hand and over to a washer. I was loading the washer right next to yours and was kinda minding my own business. Suddenly you let out a groan and muttered "Dangit..."

"What's wrong?" I asked, not able to conceal my curiosity.

You sigh and say, "I forgot my laundry detergent and my room is two floors up." You start to turn, but I stop you.

"Hey. You can use some of mine. I don't mind," I say.

"You sure?"

"Yeah, it's fine," I say as I hand you the bottle and go back to my own laundry.

"Hey, thanks." You hand me the detergent back. "I'm Lilyleia."

I smile and reply, "Challon" and shake your hand. "And anytime you forget your detergent, I live right down the hall. Just give me a holler! I don't mind."

"Haha! Thanks!"


---So apparently going from attempting fic to this turned this into a conversation instead of just a moment. :P But this was fun! :D

Re: Ooh! Maybe this'll get the creative juices flowing ^_^

[lilyleia78]

Best meme ever!

I still think of you everytime I smell tide.

[sid]

Remember those four guys in Acapulco? Wow, what a night that was! I'm still getting letters from Esteban, which surprises me because I could have sworn he was more into you. Or at least, into you more times.

I haven't touched a drop of tequila since. Honest.

[lilyleia78]

Esteban is so fickle! Oh well, Jose Cuervo still loves me. ;)

They'll never admit it!

[serpentine85.livejournal.com]

Do you remember when we kidnapped Sky and held him hostage? Our demands were simple enough:1)Jack must acknowledge his feelings for Sky and 2)we were to get all the marshmallows we could eat. A foolproof plan.
They were SO ready to break - I just know they were! Then Jack escaped during his "bathroom break" (told you he was faking it!).Lucky they got too embarrassed about the breach in security to ever bring it up again.

I still hold that we FOUND Sky in that fluffy pink bathrobe!

Oh wait, was it supposed to be FICTIONAL?
Ooops, my bad!

Re: They'll never admit it!

[lilyleia78]

We should have demanded the marshmallows in exchange for our silence. What were we thinking?